Guide Perfect Woman In the wake of growing up in the blogosphere like mushrooms after rain, a variety of classification and testing, the ideal partner / partners of the authors of these tests and grading, I decided to make their own inventory of features and attributes, which are jaram (MP). Creating this kind of description is the act of the doomed to fail since it can never be, so that's impossible to describe, and close the book an ideal partner for, say, blue-eyed blondes, and be sure that you never-ever do not fall for us in the eye, say, a bald albino with pierdziele divergent squint. Again, this can not be held. Still, years of experience in japieniu on tits and hours thinking about relationships and "walking" and a moment of free thought, which is the inherent laziness going to take place in the course of writing this guide, give me a base from which you can concoct a few items which consist A woman must be perfect for Christopher. Allons-y.
I - GENERAL FEATURES
first Age
in life occurred to me to be times when I liked the younger ones, as well as periods in which I liked older. It seems to me that the latter prevailed. I already have, however, behind the times when I was fascinated by older women of 10-15 years (including my English teacher and friend known only from the blog). Now pozostawiłbym a buffer of at most 3-4 year old up and no more than a year or two years down. But and this with caution, because the new generation of scare me, the newer, even more so. The optimum is probably the same age. The same place on the timeline, the same problems, like state of consciousness (at least in theory). That's right.
second Gender
Women. Without the boobs do not have a chance.
third status
a) Partner
Free. Too much of the West of women belching others. Although in theory a good time pogdybać.
b) Parents
Both of them, live in harmony, peace and love [rasta]. No more broken families, separation, divorce, stepfathers, stepmother, widows, etc. I have a sufficient number of their own problems on the head.
c)
Siblings Younger siblings are cool, if properly younger. Nastolaty prying into kennels, but the kids can be. The older sister also would not zawadziła, hmmhmmm ...
4th state property
not matter a matter of fact, if we're not talking about extremes affecting on the psyche.
5th religious views
seems that I am not a very tolerant. Catholicism / agnosticism. The first of many, if not bigotry. And as far as can be ponaciągać some Příkazy ...
6th political views
allowed all of which does not prohibit the waste. 6 June 1997 Penal Code (as amended. D...)
7th Education
on / after graduation.
II - APPEARANCE first Growth
not taller than me (185 cm). Well, not quite so mini (\u0026lt;150 cm). Preferably a little lower, so that they could wzuć high heels and still be ociupinkę lower than me. :) In order to avoid ridicule!
second Figure
Well generally slim. There are no exceptions, slender woman, with a well defined waist, most well-shaped ("hourglass"?), Two after two legs, no lordosis, niegarbata, so here, as you need.
third Bust
Oooochhhh ... Ideal woman: CC.
4th
ass Compact. Nieodstający. Niespiczasty. Not J.Lo. Suitable for slim. And firm. To be arranged well in hand.
5th Legs
to the ground! Finished feet. Well, without too much meat ...
6th
hair auburn or red, LONG. Shoulders. Simple. In addition, fluffy and fragrant, the wtulania the evenings. Mostly dissolved, but also two ponies, braids, a ponytail, a bun can sometimes be too.
7th Eyes
Tea. Green. Beer. Dark brown.
8th
Mouth words I do not know what they have a greater sense, if As for describing the paragraph. Full, but not spilled on the facies. Passionate. Juicy like cherries. Just in time for biting. And not too broad. Equipped with a set of snow-white, equal teeth. Without the gaps, unless you're Anna Paquin.
9th Nose
tiny, slim, not broken.
10th
Ears pierced.
11th Hands
slender, delicate, smooth to the touch, neat. Nails are not painted in colors other than shades of red and colorless.
12th
Neck Mmmmm. Tailored to my mouth.
13th Clothing
Elegant, but a girl. Most often blacks and whites, greens, reds (evenings). A pretty, sensual lingerie. And high heels, please. He is not afraid, however, also sportswear.
III - NATURE first Temperament
First of all cheerful, laughing. Emotionally mature. Well behaved, friendly, courteous, endowed with a sense of humor. A little jealous, but not paranoid. Must like animals (preferably both cats and dogs!). And children. Must be caring, nurturing, but also sensitive, open, willing to talk well on difficult subjects. Honest, but tactful. Responsible, but not independent at all costs. Not a feminist, must allow to kiss his hand and opened the door. Sensitive. Cat, eager to caress. Home-bird. Non-reliance on club events. Ironically I UNDERSTAND absurd sense of humor!
No addictions. second Things
- film (but not too dumb, not too bloody, not too romantic, but also - not too alternative)
- music (jazz, classic rock, classical music, a little alternative, he likes to live concerts)
- Sports (sailing, biking, roller skates, swimming, volleyball. can not know too much about football!)
- Literature (uh, too much I'd have to write)
- Pets (cats and dogs, as already mentioned, is the plan at least!)
- Foreign Languages \u200b\u200b(at least two!)
- sex (his unembarrassed, diverse, frequent)
- Cooking - traditional and modern, delicious delicacies of the world. And excellent pastries!
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So much for the moment it occurred to me. :) In case of any belated reflection on, the post will be supplemented red letters.
