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early last night, seemed to indicate clearly and emphatically that this day will be filled with tireless attempts wydrylowania my olives, sultanas (Anus) by hostile foreign elements. ;
At dinner, eaten in the company of Charlie Sheen and his company from Two and a Half Men, laptop brand Lenovo suddenly suffered palpitations and wyjebał pierdolnika the middle of the screen the contents of their intestines, by changing Battery mode, block memory, processor napierdalamy, suspension of any open programs, you reduce the resolution to 640x480, and a general refusal to cooperate. To my great misfortune that it happened at the moment in which I could not even save the notes that were carried out in Microsoft Word while learning to Monday's exam with European Union law. Counting on luck and smooth operation of auto-save feature, I allowed myself a moment of extravagance and grandfather I cut off power to restart skurwla honestly. Reboot was the perfect remedy for all the identified for unknown causes of disease, with the exception of the problem with the notes of the Union which, having arisen in the list of documents have been recovered, after clicking on their cheeks, promising indicated that it was impossible to save them.
Restoration notes it took me some time, so that the confinement time I felt well after 1.00 at night, what with having a morning erection in the vicinity of 6.30 was a factor impelling me toward jebnięciu back. Morning rose to the occasion and it was so fucking unusable that you wanted to cry. Instead of crying I went However, under the nose of the podkurwiwanie śniadanku, for the moment at which my sweet rozchmurzyło Regional Farting with Figurskim who pierdolili mercilessly on its usual fashion.
Los turned out to be squint eye color brown disturbing, which came to light when he rode the bus I discovered that his driver is the kindest person in the world, eager for the passage of the narrow streets throats saskokępskich any oncoming vehicles , which highly contributed to my belated appearance in the classroom that had already started half an hour, announced earlier, delay, and therefore I went to the vested in a double.
Joy was not the end of the work to which I went to a happy ending after the day of class at the university, around 11.30 am. Poklepywania friendly smiles and greeted me in the back already 11.45, although the starting point on Tuesday 12.00. I played stoically deaf ears indication of the urgency of the task and drink company Nałęczowianka lived to see in the morning, when it took bracelets and played in the pants to the road to the District Court, touching on the way to other places, hiding bonus quests.
Along the way, also tried to get through to the Inland Revenue, who in his hypocritical sloth is late in delivering my VAT number, requested by over a month ago, and who, according to assurances, I had to be granted within two weeks. When you gettin 'through to some young ladies, that instructed me to call her friend who are directly involved in these matters. Phone number that enrolled in the meantime, caught in the bourgeois pub business card, which was picking up just a VAT invoice for the Company, nonchalant reply was busy every time I chose it. Pokurwiwaniom street was not the end. Especially, the dark clouds in the sky at any time threatened jebnięciem precipitation.
The Court went quickly and smoothly, given that the security guard raped me, do not burn your metalolubną when forgetting to remove empetrójkę went through the squeaking door of, and for this reason that, unlike to a previous visit to the SO, not wyjebał almost a marble staircase to the sound of donośnego subsidence. Apart from minor incompetence, reported by the Bureau of employee service to the public, I do not wkurwiło too.
the way back to the Chancellery caught in a Thai restaurant, which he handed me a leaflet advertising an unshaven cock before entering the Court. Lured by the exotic location and relatively low prices, I went to a nearby shrine of this strangeness, and then miraculously refrained puke, that surge forth with me to experience a relaxing incense aroma, which were full of accommodation. I ordered a soup with coconut milk, lemon grass, czymśtam and chicken. After receiving and tasted jejże felt immense emotion, as well as advanced symptoms of flu, when I took the cough, and my tear ducts and nostrils filled with secretions, consisting of the molecules trying to leave my body burned alive. For lunch I left refreshed and brisk, with only slight sniffle and pokurwiwując with appreciation for the delicious meal.
Upon my return to my colleagues at the Office of the Secretariat sent me a message other friend that needs help with Xerox. Being a good man and helpful friend, hurried with a smile in the place indicated above, to discover that the room is zajeb papers that need to classify, sort out and patch up the sets. Pierdolnąwszy on the floor, close colleague, I started nakurwiać, devising a clever way of laying the end of the paper and soaking the fingers in a wet sponge to wash dishes, to more easily grasped, all the model girls working in post offices. Gave me a look of utter and breezy pojebca what happened, however, did not care, because the robot was going fast. After three hours of work quickly realized that I have it all in the ass and gave up the position. That nihilistic behavior easier for me that odjebałem 80% of the works which he created an entirely new definition of the word "help", forthcoming frazeologizmu zakresowo the definition of "give up wychujać."
After a few extra side quests, I tried to do something at the computer. But it turned out that the computer can not do anything. Among the things that I could not do were (1) log on fejsbuka, (2) sign up for e-mail, (3) log on to the Customer Zone Aster. My analytical mind quickly linked the fact that such behavior is websites with yesterday's computer failure, which resulted in a relationship purposed the idea that I fell victim to thieves of personal data and that my life has lost all reason for being. As it turned out, after changing the password on fejsbuku zesraniu and several times in the pants, on my laptop, which I had with me because of course at the university, everything works fine, and what does not work or rather - a selective, is a web browser on my computer at work. So much for relief.
Using spare time I decided to have a moment to podzwonić Office and to Ms. Responsible fucked up my NIP-u, but I could not get through. Therefore I decided to download the LEX-a formula for failure to act of administration, but I could not do that, because I just broke down LEX. In view of these failures, and pokurwiwując posapując, I left the shrine of work.
way home, I had to move in the direction of safe sites, proved to be be completely zajeb cars that do not seem to go, except for ambulances and other services on the cocks, which scurried along the tram tracks on the bridge. I decided, having this argument, go in the direction of an alternative route, which in concept would allow me to quickly get into the house. The idea failed, but the journey cost him his moral losses, when in spite of the adversity wparowałem the crowded bus to the brim. Along the way, the company of nice, middle-aged passengers each sponsored a small LAN Party, trying to hook me up to various elements of his ass equipment. When a miracle I got off the bus destination pokurwiwałem completely bluntly that it has stepped up its activity even in response to the first drops obszczywia, which began to drip on my rumpled clothes, office. After successfully getting to the house in which it was not ordered my package, which in theory could provide a clearer point of the day, ordered a bucket of KFC, against which no precaution had high expectations. He arrived on time, however, and its content was warm and palatable, so that I improved a little.
Now, this beautiful afternoon, I go for a well deserved rest NO, associated with the need to study for the exam from the European Union.
Isni still a chance that this whole wysr who pats on the half hour, do not go down and beaten dick goes all the effort, but it probably would have been an exaggeration.
What's not?
